Is English Too Complicated?
The teacher rang the doorbell. “I’d like to see your mother, please,” she said when Susie opened the door. “She ain’t ‘ere miss,” Susie replied. “Why, Susie, where’s your grammar?” asked the teacher. “She ain’t ‘ere neither miss,” said Susie. A study of work turned in by final-year students at Imperial College, London – one [...]